Bag meme (sort of stolen from gailmom)

[sparr]

Without cleaning or staging or censoring, what's in your bag right now? Your purse, backpack, tote, laptop bag, fanny pack... whatever large container of items you carry around with you the most.

You probably know that I am rarely seen without my backpack. It's due for replacement, and I'm shopping around, but as of right now it contains:
Nikon D40 DSLR Camera
white walking-in-the-sun t-shirt
pair of socks
25' 1/4" white twisted nylon rope
12.5' 1/4" white solid braid nylon rope
15' 6mm twisted hemp rope
Sticker Nation 2 (book of stickers)
Dragon*Con Pocket Program Pull-Out Section
donation info from LifeSouth at D*C
twenty fliers for TribalCon VII
card for Aradani Studios
two sets of my personal cards from moo.com, the naughty variety
one set of moo.com mini-cards for Freeside Atlanta
one pair of safety glasses
two pairs of sunglasses
one half-stocked first aid kit
one rubber glove
two Fukuoku vibrating massage gloves
two extra massage glove battery packs
six extra AAA batteries
stack of Krispy Kreme branded napkins
pack of Trident Tropical Twist chewing gum
MARTA #27 bus schedule
ink pen
mechanical pencil
adjustable wrench
dance pole tightening wrench
cell phone charger
mini bottle of Cracker Barrel brand syrup
eight index cards
invoice from City Hall East furniture auction
green and yellow UV-reactive zip ties
Bic lighter
8GB USB flash drive
4-tip pen screw driver
tiny multi-tool
breathalyzer
deodorant
earplugs
4 condoms (3 regular, 1 magnum)
cock ring
water based lube
silicone lube

So, how about yours?