Bag meme (sort of stolen from gailmom)

[sparr]

Without cleaning or staging or censoring, what's in your bag right now? Your purse, backpack, tote, laptop bag, fanny pack... whatever large container of items you carry around with you the most.

You probably know that I am rarely seen without my backpack. It's due for replacement, and I'm shopping around, but as of right now it contains:
Nikon D40 DSLR Camera
white walking-in-the-sun t-shirt
pair of socks
25' 1/4" white twisted nylon rope
12.5' 1/4" white solid braid nylon rope
15' 6mm twisted hemp rope
Sticker Nation 2 (book of stickers)
Dragon*Con Pocket Program Pull-Out Section
donation info from LifeSouth at D*C
twenty fliers for TribalCon VII
card for Aradani Studios
two sets of my personal cards from moo.com, the naughty variety
one set of moo.com mini-cards for Freeside Atlanta
one pair of safety glasses
two pairs of sunglasses
one half-stocked first aid kit
one rubber glove
two Fukuoku vibrating massage gloves
two extra massage glove battery packs
six extra AAA batteries
stack of Krispy Kreme branded napkins
pack of Trident Tropical Twist chewing gum
MARTA #27 bus schedule
ink pen
mechanical pencil
adjustable wrench
dance pole tightening wrench
cell phone charger
mini bottle of Cracker Barrel brand syrup
eight index cards
invoice from City Hall East furniture auction
green and yellow UV-reactive zip ties
Bic lighter
8GB USB flash drive
4-tip pen screw driver
tiny multi-tool
breathalyzer
deodorant
earplugs
4 condoms (3 regular, 1 magnum)
cock ring
water based lube
silicone lube

So, how about yours?

Comments

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

I want my syrup back at some point, thank you very much. :P

Also, I didn't know the zip ties were UV-reactive. That's cool!

I've been splitting my life between my backpack (which I use for classes and when I want to haul Vera or textbooks places) and my messenger bag (which I use when I need less stuff, and less heavy stuff).

Currently the latter seems to have:
a multitude of sharpies and too few pens and pencils¹,
toothpaste and a toothbrush,
a spring made by removing the spiral of a notebook,
a pair of hairsticks that I just removed since it is almost too fucking hot² right now and hair needs to be up,
my old sonic screwdriver,
homemade chapstick by Harena,
a plastic ring about an inch and a half in diameter that I've been using as a chewtoy for many years,
a purple lighter,
an undefined amount of change,
at least one soda can pull-tab,
a button/present for JoshZed,
a paper bag from Dunkin' Donuts containing about half a pumpkin muffin,
a plastic bag containing two small plums and bread crumbs,
hairbrush, deodorant, shower cap in the shape of a duck
the t-shirt I was wearing yesterday, a purple bandana,
my ipod headphones,
my camera,
a red target prescription bottle labeled with my name and "Concerta 27mg" and empty save for a tiny screw that came off something. My glasses maybe? No, too small I think
an orange button that says "Give me a dollar, ask me why", with six dollars unattached,
a short orange ribbon,
a teal case containing 7 tablets of ethinyl estradiol and 52 tablets of levonorgrdtral/ethinyl estradiol,
and
a somewhat battered, small purpleish plush pony, with a red collar made of a pipe cleaner. He says hello, and on my behalf expresses an interest in sharing a bed with you again sometime.

I'll do the backpack after I've run off to get breakfast --silly stupid food hall hours.

~Sor

1: It has some. But it takes too much searching to lay my hands on a normal writing implement, as opposed to something that won't bleed through the paper.

2: Too fucking hot = too hot to fuck

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Backpack currently has:

an orange CVS prescription bottle labeled with my name and various other information containing 29 grey pills,
various and sundry sharpies, pens, pencils, and I believe an eyeliner pencil? The hell? It's blue.,
a thing of actual chapstick brand chapstick, flavoured vanilla mint
Half a packet of creamy ranch flavoured "soy crisps",
A packet of raspberry stuff-what-you-put-into-water-to-turn-it-into-juice, a packet of eclipse gum³,
a white plug adaptor that turns Vera's cord from long and three pronged into short and two pronged,
a black soft case for my laptop, empty
a brochure for the Lesley University counseling center, some papers on tutoring at a local high school,
an A5 sized black notebook, with plain paper, and many many doodles and notes. Some water damage,
a blue folder containing various papers related to my physics class,
a blue spiral A4⁴ notebook labeled "AfrAmer Hist Fall '09" containing many things, but most recently my physics notes,
and
a Lesley University "student handbook & planner 2010-2011", which I am actually putting planning information and todo lists into, in the hopes that this will somehow transform me into someone who actually gets things done.

Soyeah. The backpack at least will be much more interesting in about nine hours when I am on my way to my sir's house, but being a student leads to a somewhat dull set of things.

Oh, and I meant to add that my pockets contain an orange duct tape wallet, an acorn, some change, a cell phone, an orange bic lighter, a blue leatherman juice, a white plastic whistle printed at Freeside, my room key, and my Lesley ID/card what gets me into my building, feeds me, and provides me with books. Exempting the change and the acorn, all of those things are always in my pockets or whatever bag/purse I have on me, save unusual circumstances.

~Sor

3: I have begun to regularly swallow gum when I'm done with it. I am adding this to a long⁵ list of things that are Your Fault.

4: I don't think it's actually A4 size --10.5" by 8". I would like to lodge a formal complaint with America for ignoring a much better way to look at paper sizes.

5: Well, there are two or three things on it at least --see also the fact that I regularly curse your name when I descend staircases (the ones in this house are very bad for practising changing how I do such) and I've started to tie my shoes differently about once every four times or so. Boys really shouldn't be permitted to hold such sway over me. :P

[xochitl.livejournal.com]

Dang, y'all.

My purse:
wallet
cell phone
keys
ipod
collapsible hair brush
spare contact lens case
cigarettes/lighter
tiny bottle of ibuprofen

If women's clothes had better pockets I wouldn't even need a purse. :(

[nurrynur.livejournal.com]

My bags have thrown up all over my bed, since I've been switching around which bag I'm carrying a lot over the past week or so. These are things I've had in my bags over the past few days:

A book (quicksilver)
keys
random pieces of mail
random bits of paper - receipts and such
a beanie baby frog
square dance badge
bag of tissues
bag with pantyliners and tampons
sweatshirt
wallet
phone
white-out tape
pens and mechanical pencils
sudoku book
post-it notes
checkbook
lens cleaning cloth
vitamins in a 7-day pill organizer
birth control pill pack
sunglasses
a condom
a pear
a seashell from Nahant
bottle of water
laptop and power cord
extra clothes
packet of new account info from a bank
ripped out back cover of catalogs
toothbrush and floss (after I went to the dentist)
extension cord and 3-prong w/ground to 2-prong tap converter
carabiner-style clip