Abrahamic religions as a movie series

Think of it like a movie. The Torah is the original, and the New Testament is the sequel. Then the Qu'ran comes out and retcons the last one, Jesus isn't the main character any more and the messiah hasn't come yet.
Jews like the first movie but ignored the sequels. Christians think you need to watch the first two but the third one doesn't count. Moslems think the third one is the best. Mormons like the second one so much they started writing fanfiction that breaks canon.

Appropriated from "STFU, Believers" and reworded.