Sex / sleep meme

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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
   Yes
   
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
   So far, no.
   
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
   The side closest to the computer.
   
4. Do you masturbate?
   Yes.
   
5. How often? Lately?
   A few times a day.
   
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
   No.
   
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
   Showers, much cleaner.
   
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
   No.
   
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
   Yes/yes.
   
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
    Variety is the spice of life.
    
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
    Romantic love? No. Familial love? Absolutely.
    
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
    Yes.
    
13. Would you choose love or money?
    Money.
    
14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
    Electricity, bondage, ...?
    
15. Has anyone ever crossed your beyond your personal boundaries, sexually?
    No.
    
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
    See #2.
    
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
    See #2.
    
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
    Oddly, I was once falsely accused of such. Otherwise, no.
    
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
    Yes.
    
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
    No.
    
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
    No.
    
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
    Does it count if I gave her back to her chaperon because she was too drunk?
    
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
    Kissed.
    
24. What's your sexual orientation?
    Exclusively hetero.
    
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
    See #2.
    
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
    See #2.
    
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
    See #2.
    
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
    Yes.
    
29. Bought something from an adult store?
    Yes.
    
30. Do you own any sex toys?
    Yes.
    
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
    Waterproof vibrating gloves, lots of rope, multiple TENS devices and attachments
    
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
    No.
    
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
    See #2.
    
34. Have you ever had phonesex?
    No.
    
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
    No.
    
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
    Intercourse, no. Sex, yes.
    
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
    See #2.
    
38. What's your favorite sex act?
    So far, lots of foreplay.
    
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
    See #2.
    
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
    Few people who haven't already.