Day 15, Tipping (not a city in China)

[sparr]

Let's talk about tipping food service wait staff professionals. These are people you would typically call "waiter" or "waitress". I am going to systematically address every argument I have heard in favor of commonly advocated American tipping practices.

Before I start, I need to tell you that I give my waitress a larger tip than her average, on average. I tip more than most people in my party, most of the time. I am not a cheapskate. *I* am not the problem.

First, let's address the concept of exaggerated tipping "standards". Regardless of how you care to calculate your tip, people who advocate consistent tipping of almost any sort tend to suggest amounts that are higher than average. Ask your closest waiter friend how much they make in tips from an average customer. You can safely assume that almost anyone who tries to tell you how to tip will tell you to tip more than that. They are trying to make you, a possibly rational, likely generous, potential tipper, subsidize everyone else who tips poorly or not at all. My leanings toward socialism notwithstanding, I refuse to accept that I should subsidize another person's poor tipping. Anyone who says you should tip 20% is perpetuating this particular problem, since you can easily work out, or just poll your friends to find out, that most servers get an average tip closer to 10%. I am disinclined to listen to the arguments of people who do this, because they are starting out with a dishonest principle.

Next, I have to establish that I tip for service. My bellboy gets a tip based on how carefully and quickly he delivers my luggage to my room. My masseuse gets a tip based on how good the massage was. My pizza delivery guy gets a tip based on how well he follows my special instructions and whether he set the boxes on their sides or crushed them. And my waitress gets a tip based on how well she remembers my order, how often she lets my drink sit empty in the middle of my meal, how personable she is, and other factors related to how well she does her job (you know, that metric that dictates how much people get paid in a healthy free market).

A good waitress at Waffle House deserves a bigger tip than a bad waiter at Maggiano's. Tipping more or less is how you, as a customer, exert influence over the long term quality of service. Servers who get bigger tips will be encouraged to seek out more difficult tasks (hosting larger parties, etc). Servers who get smaller tips will be encouraged to improve or seek another line of work. If you give more money to worse servers, you are providing the wrong sort of feedback, and you are the reason the rest of us keep getting shitty service at expensive[1] restaurants!

Next, I send a big "fuck that noise" to percentage-based tipping. If you say a waiter analyzes his income based on percentages, I call shenanigans. For the same amount of work, a person who brings home $200 one day and $100 the next is going to make the obvious conclusion about which day was "better". If you think they will be happier on the $100 day because they got higher-percentage tips that day (despite getting a lot less of them) then I think you're deluded, and would be happy to take that extra $100 from the first day off your hands.

If you think that I should tip a certain way because "that's just the way it is", let me debunk that on as many levels as I can. First, "American style" tipping is specific to our country and a select few others. The vast majority of people in the world today don't use a percentage tipping system, or even "mandatory" (read: expected) tipping at all. Second, our system is relatively new. People who are alive today can remember when there was nothing like "the 15% rule" (or is it 18% or 20% these days? that's an even newer revision). If this isn't how we tipped 50 years ago, it's probably not how we will be tipping 50 years from now, and I enjoy being ahead of the curve. Third, I refuse to do ANYTHING just because it's how "everyone" else does it. Something something jump off a bridge something something? Fourth, not even everyone in America does it that way. I'm an obvious example of that, but the better example is everyone who doesn't tip, or who tips based on breast size or monetary need (bigger tips for the waitress with 4 kids to feed).

Now, many arguments can be made that the subjective level of service you receive at a more expensive restaurant is greater. As a whole, and based on thousands of experiences, I reject that notion based on my previous definition of "service". I do not typically see any better service in expensive restaurants than elsewhere. Ignoring that, I explicitly state that I neither want nor need the additional bits that make up that higher level of service. I do not need a waiter with a degree in food service. I do not need a waiter who is trained to suggest wines, or discuss culinary history with me. If I need those things, I will seek out the service of someone whose job title is not a synonym for "person who takes my order and brings me food and drink".

Another issue is that some wait staff are required to perform non-tip-generating duties. They may have to fold napkins, roll silverware, prep menus, or even do random bits of labor. That this is allowed to take place is a flaw in the design of our minimum wage statute[2], which you are welcome to address your thoughts on to your local legislator.

In closing, and to repeat myself, I need to tell you that I give my waitress a larger tip than her average, on average. I tip more than most people in my party, most of the time. I am not a cheapskate. *I* am not the problem. Despite having included this paragraph TWICE, at both ends of this post, I expect some replies will STILL call me cheap or insinuate that I do not tip well or often or enough.

[1] For the sake of this post, I am discussing the typical range of restaurant prices encountered by my friends (particularly of the LJ variety) on a regular basis. "cheap" is somewhere around $4 entrees and $6 meals, at places like Waffle House or Denny's. "expensive" is $20 entrees and $30+ meals, at places like Maggiano's and Ruth's Chris.
[2] Georgia has, afaik, the lowest state minimum wage in the country. It is one of a handful of states that do not improve on the federal laws in this regard. Almost every server in the country is earning more than $2.13 as their base wage.

Comments

[thespian.livejournal.com]

"Ignoring that, I explicitly state that I neither want nor need the additional bits that make up that higher level of service. I do not need a waiter with a degree in food service. I do not need a waiter who is trained to suggest wines, or discuss culinary history with me. If I need those things, I will seek out the service of someone whose job title is not a synonym for "person who takes my order and brings me food and drink"."

Which is, frankly, irrelevant. See, acting as a front line sommelier is in fact part of the waiter's job in a place that does serve 'appropriate' wines (as opposed to the sort of place that has a house red, a white, and something pinkish and overly sweet). That you don't *need* them to be trained in that doesn't matter jack...that actually is their *job*, regardless of how you want to redefine it. This is why most restaurants have tastings at the start of the night, so that a good waiter can tell you things about the food when you aren't sure what you want, or you're trying to decide between two things. If you're not interested in taking advantage of that, that's personal to you, and you are making their job easier.

[sparr0.livejournal.com]

Yes, and when I take my car to the mechanic and ask to have my tire changed, they are going to let the lowest-paid least-skilled person in the shop do it. I don't need the services of a master mechanic, I don't want any additional insight he might bring to the process, and I'm sure as not going to pay him his usual $100/hr for a job that. If I'm not ordering wine, send me a server who isn't a sommelier. If I'm not ordering liquor at all, send me a server who doesn't have their [local alcohol-related-stuff licensing entity] license. If you don't have that flexibility, that's a flaw in your business model, and does not mean I should expect to pay for the services that I don't use or want.

[thespian.livejournal.com]

How do they know? You sit down, the waiter comes out to you knowing nothing about you or what you need. Do you really (really?) want your waiter's first exchange with you to be a demand that you tell them what your needs for the evening are, so that they can ditch you and go provide service to someone who wants someone with their skills? And you (and your date, or friends, etc) won't change your mind and start ordering alcohol?

Seriously, you're really not thinking this through. I know it was a rant, polemic, etc., but it falls down really readily. Waiters get training BECAUSE they want to be better waiters. You say repeatedly that should be rewarded in a true capitalist spirit. Fine and dandy. But then you start snarking about the very training and effort they're making TO BE BETTER. To provide more services, to be more efficient and knowledgeable. To become better to better deserve their tip.

(btw, If a waiter is in a place that serves alcohol, then again, your desires aside, they need to have SafeServ Alcohol Primary or else the insurance rates soar, and they could only serve people who don't order alcohol. 'You don't need the license to serve *me*' is incredibly shortsighted...they need the license to serve the guy who was here before you, and the woman who wants a Cosmo instead of dessert after you. It's not some guy who only serves you than buggers off for the rest of the night)

[sparr0.livejournal.com]

It is not my problem how they know. They could ask me. They could have different lines, or sections, or some sort of colored flag (yes, I have been to restaurants with "I want alcohol" flags to be displayed or not on tables, which indicates the bartender should visit your table before/after the waiter). I'd be happy to tell them how *I* prefer to be treated, but since they deal with a lot more customers than I do I somewhat expect them to have evolved their business model based on more data than I have alone.

To your question, yes I really really want that, if it saves us a significant amount of money (and, based on common arguments on this subject, a "bare bones" waiter can cost $20+ less than a "highly skilled" waiter for a party of 6).

We obviously value different things in a waiter. I don't want advice on wine. I don't want a discourse on culinary history. I DO want someone who can read their own writing, pronounce words in whatever language the menu is in (and preferably in English as well) correctly, keep my drink filled, and follow simple instructions. The number of waiters at expensive restaurants that can't even manage HALF of that list is astounding, and people who tip them more than their competent counterparts are why they still have a job. Whatever training bad waiters are getting, it isn't making them better WAITERS. It might make them better sommeliers, or better chefs, or better napkin origamists, but those are all things that I am not looking for when someone says to me "Hi, my name is ___ and I'm your waiter for the evening".

ServSafe is a third party proprietary thing that doesn't anything to do with licensing. That's between the restaurant and their insurance company. See above re alcohol flags.

[thespian.livejournal.com]

I am going to ask something, and I'm not asking it in a patronizing way, but so I can avoid mansplaining something to you. I'm going to respond, but how I do so will change according to the answer. The question is 'Have you ever worked in the food hospitality industry? If so, in what position?'

tipping

[tanglered.livejournal.com]

Personally I think Food service professionals are barking up the wrong tree when they complain of "poor tipping" They need to go fight city hall and make the $2.13 an hour minimal wage into something more reasonable.

Each and every one of them gets very self righteous about thier tipping needs. The truth is you are living on the generosity of others
I have never worked foods service for the same reason I am not a pan handler. I don't want to count on shaming people into acting kinder then they need to be.

I'd rather sign a contract and have an above-bord relationship with the people I work for,

Re: tipping

[sparr0.livejournal.com]

almost every state has a higher min wage for servers than the federal $2.13. georgia is very backwards

Re: tipping

[thespian.livejournal.com]

actually, 12 states allow for $2.13; all of them but Alaska, Oregon, Hawai'i and California allow anyone who gets tips to be paid less than minimum wage (most of them hover around $3.50).

Re: tipping

[sparr0.livejournal.com]

Yes, but of those 12, 7 provide higher minimum tip totals than the federal threshold.

[vvalkyri.livejournal.com]

You wrote a lot about what you don't do/like, but not about what your algorithm actualy is.

[sparr0.livejournal.com]

I tip on a scale based on the quality and level of service that I receive. The range is somewhere around $0-5, and maps pretty linearly to the potential range of service. This means I am a 100% tipper for great service at Waffle House, a 10% tipper for average service at Hard Rock, and a 0% tipper for abysmal service anywhere.

[saxshooter.livejournal.com]

Part of a servers job is to figure out the needs of the table before them. If it's a table who wants you to take there order, fill there drinks and other wise be absent...that's what you do. If it's a table that wants you to describe each dish and suggest a beer or wine to go with it...that is what you do. All the extra knowledge you are required to learn at more expensive "higher quality" restaurants is just to arm you with the knowledge you need for the customers who do want that level of service. Servers who can't handle the basics (taking order, prompt food service and drink refills, secondary services) shouldn't be a candidate to work at the higher end restaurants.

Being able to upsell is a great way to make more money for yourself and the restaurant. These are the most valuable servers to the restaurant. The bill is what you base the tip off of...higher ticket average...higher tip. If you don't want to tip what's expected, don't eat there. If you got bad service, you shouldn't tip 20%. If the server satisfied your needs tip 15%-20%. If they were exceptional give them more. When I served I could honestly say my tip average was 15%-18%. Some 20%,some 10%, every once in awhile more or less, but it always seemed to average out at about 15%-18%. For every shitty table, you get a good one.

How you keep customers coming back is by giving them the type of service they want. If they like you, they are more likely to get that dessert or come back and get the expensive steak and ask for you. I will say that guests do appreciate when you go the extra mile and make that perfect pairing or suggestion. They DO tip more.

It's not the right thing to do, but when a server has to decide on how to prioritize the 10 million things they are doing at once on a busy night, a lot of servers will pick the higher ticket table if they are "in the weeds" and can't give equal service to all tables. In the long run, they make more money and make more money for the establishment. In the end it's all a number game.

A server will make more money serving a table drinking wine, eating a meal and having dessert then a table drinking water and eating a salad. So you should actually think of it this way. You are renting that table. You are taking up a spot where someone might have been drinking and eating a $20 steak. Not saying you should tip on your $30 bill as they would have on there $50 or $100, but it would be rude if they gave you good service to slight them just because you didn't need there wine knowledge. If they treat you shitty, by all means tip them adequately.

[saxshooter.livejournal.com]

Another note on renting the table...

If you are there 3 or 4 hours...TIP MORE...you are taking up a table they could be serving new guests at. Most of time drinking more water or coffee.

[vvalkyri.livejournal.com]

A dinner group I used to hang out with had a rule that even if you didn't order /anything/ you should kick in either $1 for every hour over 1 hour you were there.

[vvalkyri.livejournal.com]

How you keep customers coming back is by giving them the type of service they want. If they like you, they are more likely to get that dessert or come back and get the expensive steak and ask for you. I will say that guests do appreciate when you go the extra mile and make that perfect pairing or suggestion. They DO tip more.


My choice as to whther to get a more expensive entree or add a dessert or any of those things has never been influenced by how I feel about the server. I might gain a better feeling about the restaurant with attentive waitstaff, or give up on one after horrid service*. If I'm debating between a couple things and the server talks up the more expensive, maybe. I'll certainly tip a higher percentage when someone's been helpufl/attentive/fun, but it doesn't usually influence my order. Sie's better off upselling to the people who'll let her.



*e.g. Dave and Buster's one evening when the only service our table got was from folk we managed to flag down who weren't our MIA waiter; we made a point to separately tip the bar and ask the manager whether tips were pooled as we wanted it to go to the people who actually helped us. It was particularly impressive as he was so MIA as to not ask us about dessert (several of us probably would have ordered one) nor enquire as to whether folk would like more [Alcoholic!] drinks (and the answer would have been yes.)

[saxshooter.livejournal.com]

People are more likely to spend more money at places they enjoy and have good service. That is what I meant by being more likely to "get that dessert".

If you have a bad server, why spend that extra $6 on cake and have to tip on it or spend that time dealing with crappy service? If you are enjoying yourself...you may feel more inclined to indulge cause you feel you're getting your moneys worth.

[vvalkyri.livejournal.com]

hm.. You're dealing with someone who usually wouldn't get the cake, but I could see the difference being "want. out. now." vs "hey we're relaxed and we've got time so we might as well stay for that last course."

Like Sparr is perhaps saying (I'll admit I haven't really been able to parse quite what he's saying) the $1.20 tip on the $6 cake doesn't really come into the decision. If I really like the server I may add more to the cakeless tip, but I won't take on the extra $6 (and 600kcal) cake out of conscious loyalty to the server.

But I'm willing to believe that comfort/pleasant experience might lead someone more cake-ambivalent to order the cake.

[sparr0.livejournal.com]

Servers who can't handle the basics (taking order, prompt food service and drink refills, secondary services) shouldn't be a candidate to work at the higher end restaurants.

This is the core of my point. Giving high tips to bad servers sends the wrong feedback. The amount of your tip communicates how well you think they performed those basics, in addition to any additional services. If you give a shitty server a 20% tip, why would they have any incentive to stop being a shitty server?

Not saying you should tip on your $30 bill as they would have on there $50 or $100

I tip exactly the same on either of those bills. On a salad or a steak, I am going to give the same tip for the same quality and level of service.

[saxshooter.livejournal.com]

I tip exactly the same on either of those bills. On a salad or a steak, I am going to give the same tip for the same quality and level of service.

I'm not sure what you tip, but do keep in mind tipping $6 on a $30 bill is not equal to $6 on say a $100 bill. Former case being a good tip, the ladder being a poor one. Almost all restaurants make servers tip out. Some of those tip outs are based on a percentage of there sales. The server tips out that percentage no matter what tips they received.

Plus higher bills do tend to equal more work.

This is just another reason why following the standard for tipping is the most fair way of showing your appreciation or dissatisfaction with your service.

My grandmother use to think it was OK to leave a dollar no matter what the bill. If someone left me a dollar I would end up paying to serve them after tip out.

[sparr0.livejournal.com]

While I sympathize with the predicament of some servers in this situation, there is no way that I can know how bad your [pseudo]contract is.

See original post for rebuttal of "following the standard for tipping is the most fair way". The system you promote is neither fair nor standard.

[miketodd13.livejournal.com]

Wow, lotta emotion on this one. I can see why -- it is a lot of people's living, after all.

Like you, I tip based on the level of service I receive, but I also tip based on percentages. For me, 10% is about the minimum unless it's really horrible service. For phenomenal service, I'll tip 25% or more (even on a hefty bill), but 20% is about my norm. And as others have said, waiters are taxed based on the amount of the bill, and since I always pay with a credit card, they can't under-report my tips[1]. I had thought taxes were based on an assumption of a 10% tip though, not the 15% mentioned above. Maybe that varies by state, or I could just be remembering wrong.

In American culture overall (subcultures aside), percentage-based tipping is the norm. While I can respect varying systems, you should realize that your waiter or waitress might not give you the benefit of the doubt[2]. And while you might think, "So what?", people in the food industry will taint your food if you piss them off (it's a frighteningly common occurrence, according to a documentary about the service industry). So I personally only tip under 10% if I'm not planning on going to that place again, and I'd recommend others follow that rule of thumb. :)

[1] Yeah, they can theoretically still just report $0 tips for all cash tips, but I try not to assume the worst.

[2] This is making the assumption that you aren't explaining all of this to every waiter/waitress that serves you. I think that's a fairly safe assumption, but do correct me if I'm wrong there.

[vvalkyri.livejournal.com]

I may have misremembered - a cursory google didn't get me very far. (I do think that's the cash thing, whereas a credit card would be taxed on the actual. cash is also taxed on the actual, but a minimum X% is assumed.)

[sparr0.livejournal.com]

Waiters are not taxed on the amount of the bill. They are taxed based on the tips they report on their 1040. If your employer reports more tips on your W-2 than you report on your 1040 then you might have to explain the discrepancy to the IRS. Your employer CAN withhold taxes based on some estimated amount of tips, but you can correct your W-4 for lower withholding and/or get that refunded.

[miketodd13.livejournal.com]

Yeah, doing a bit of searching, I found that, "The 8% figure is simply a threshold below which many employers must allocate tips and report certain additional information to the IRS. The IRS can use this information to flag restaurants where employees may be underreporting tips." So I think a lot of restaurants report around 10% for you on cash tips, just to keep themselves out of trouble.

Taxes aside, the cultural norm is really the issue here. Seems that you disagree with the American norm, and that's fine -- you've thought it through more than the vast majority of people, I'd wager.

Is your main problem that tipping X% is expected, and you feel that the only thing that should be expected is that you pay the bill? I wonder if Germans have similar feelings paying sales tax in the U.S., since in Germany it's required by law that the tax be included in the displayed price. That's not a logical analogy, mind you, but an analogy of emotions.

[sparr0.livejournal.com]

I feel like a more fair system would be to pay waiters fairly for their job, and only tip for better-than-average service, but I find that to be a much harder case to argue since it would require changes at higher levels in most parts of America.

PS: I find it somewhat humorous and ignorance-evidencing that Americans in favor of mandatory tipping still think it's a requirement in states where waiters make $8/hr or more in base wages.