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As pertains to this post, I'm not looking for commitment or intercourse. While those are things I'd like to find in some more serious or long term relationships, and that might develop from something simpler, today I'm concerned with other less involved kinds of relationships.

I don't think I can contain in a single phrase what I'm looking for. Perhaps "companionship" is closest, but that doesn't necessarily cover the full span of degrees of intimacy, or lack thereof, in question. There are a lot of relationship niches, and most of them are empty in my life most of the time[1]. I'd like to find someone(s) that I can have lunch or dinner with. Someone to see a movie with, out or at home. Someone to take, or by whom to be taken, to parties of all sorts. A partner in exploration and mischief. A warm body to share cold nights with, even just for the comfort. An intimate partner, somewhere along the spectrum of first through third bases, inclusive. Everything in between, and combinations thereof.

I am constantly surrounded, admittedly by my own choice, by friends and acquaintances who have no problem filling many of these niches on a regular basis. I feel inadequate in being unable to emulate them, and distraught at failing in my attempts. I know that I have friends who envy the life that I live, and I've already made so many steps in the right direction from living a boring life, but I see so many more ahead of me and am unsure of how to take them. This is a difficult topic to bring up in casual conversation, as other people's relationship problems are rarely fun to talk about.

Admittedly, I am somewhat shallow. My "type" is less specific than most, but not nearly enough so to be described otherwise. I limit myself by being more selective than I must about who I interact with on different levels of intimacy, based purely on physical characteristics. I've learned a lot in the last few years that has helped me decrease the severity of this problem, but it's not going away any time soon. I'm including it here for the sake of completeness. I also have intellectual and philosophical criteria, but fortunately I prune my casual friend network sufficiently that those only come into play for people I plan to spend more than a few hours a day with.

Many of my problems are due to a fear of rejection. More rationally, due to a fear of the fallout from rejection, specifically rejection caused by negative reactions as opposed to just neutral or lack-of-positive feelings. I resolved this year to be more forward and direct with the girls that I want to be more involved with. So far I have had some success with this approach, but also a few failures that significantly damaged what little relationship I had previously with the people in question. This mostly boils down to a risk/reward problem. I feel like I am relatively good at the 'risk' half of the analysis, but the 'reward' is where I need to apply some tweaks. Specifically, I have to decide on the relative weights of various outcomes. How many relationship-damaging failures are worth enduring to find one good stronger/deeper relationship? What is the negative weight of the social stigma gained by otherwise non-damaging failures?

I have friends who will fuck anything that moves, pursue that goal with reckless abandon, and don't care that half of their female acquaintances don't care for their company as a result. They obviously put far more weight on the successes than the failures. Taken to an extreme, this is the "99 slaps" approach, and for some people it is perfectly acceptable. I, on the other hand, would rather have lunch with half of those 100 girls than sleep with one of them. If I ever found myself in a situation where I was completely disconnected from my existing network of friends, and had nothing to lose, I might give this approach a try. "Nice boots, wanna fuck?" is, after all, a quite effective pickup line in a small subset of situations.

Many times, even when I've decided to "go for it", my approach is too soft or indirect. I've been told that I need to be more direct, and I'm trying to do that. Maybe the signals I'm sending aren't getting through. Maybe I'm misreading the responses. But once it's gone that far, the danger of trying harder is increased. I don't ever want to be "that guy who can't take a hint". So far I've only ever been brutally blunt, on the subject of advancing a relationship, once, and that ended badly[2]. I don't know where the middle ground is. The thoughts I am trying to get across could fill volumes, and a simple "Do you want to come back to my place and cuddle tonight" is both awkward to work into a conversation and quite inadequate in conveying my thoughts (in either direction, as that particular sentence can convey significantly more or less intention than it is meant to).

Unfortunately, there is also the matter of effective consent. I'm not comfortable with being intimate with someone who is noticeably drunk or high or whatever else, who has not shown any signs of affection when sober. I know that this goes against thousands of years of social custom, but it isn't a line I'm willing to cross. I've been trying lately to be more direct about following up on this afterward, but it is both awkward and difficult to arrange sometimes, particularly when I never see them sober.

It doesn't help that I've had an exceptionally unusual life, with regards to the opposite sex, before becoming romantically / intimately active. I've spent more days and nights than I can count surrounded by [nearly] nude female friends, either platonically sharing a hotel room or assisting with costuming / modeling gigs, which served as probably-too-strong dont-be-creepy training. I was tying girls up, occasionally beating them raw, and often driving them to orgasms so intense they begged me to stop before I had my first kiss. My first date was unintentional[3], with someone quite out of my league, both sexually and romantically, and ended quite poorly due to my ineptness. I've spent more time at third base than at first, and with more girls, and am not sure how to go about reversing that.

Overall, I'm looking for advice on how to better to approach women that I encounter on a regular basis, whose company I enjoy and would like to be around more, to whatever degree is possible. I'm not really looking for pickup lines or direct assistance with making connections (although that wouldn't be unwelcome, it's the subject of a different conversation). I need to know if my thoughts on negative consequences are unwarranted or disproportionate, or if there are other aspects of my take on this situation that seem out of kilter to any of my friends here. Hopefully one of you who have read through this post will be able to help. Constructive suggestions or criticism are welcome, admonishments less so, and derision not at all.

PS: There is little more disappointing that being asked by an attractive smart girl, with whom I've been acquainted for quite a while and tried to send all the right signals to in every way short of clubbing her to drag back to my cave, some version of "Your new roommate is hot, is he single?". Thrice. :(

1: I have a wonderful girlfriend who completes me in almost every way, but is unfortunately a thousand miles away, and my few other recurring intimate partners are similarly out of convenient reach.

2: There is a girl who I see about 3 times a year, in the widest possible variety of contexts. Dates, intimate nights spent together, meeting her new monogamous boyfriends (throughout the years), in passing at social events, etc. It's a very strange relationship, and every time I see her so much has changed that I feel like we are starting over, and never from the same place. I recently sent her an email (we communicate mostly online), mostly the contents of the second paragraph of this post, and told her I wanted any or all of the above in whatever combination and degree she was comfortable with. She was quite put off, and I'm sure I've ruined any chance for a future relationship with her. I would rather be back where we were before than where we are now.

3: What should have been a night out with friends turned into just us together in search of some fun, a few games of pool, dinner, and conversation, thanks to mutual friends bailing out at the last minute.

Date: 2011-03-21 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xochitl.livejournal.com
I feel like any advice I try to give is poor, given that I'm painfully single and only seem to end up really caring about unavailable men.

But as a female, here are my thoughts:
1. Subtlety is overrated. If a guy wants me, I'd prefer him to be very direct instead of trying to send "signals" or something. On the few times I've rejected someone's advances, I did not feel like that negatively affected our friendship or my opinion of him, but that's just me. Because I can't blame a guy for trying.
2. Also, and I hear this a lot from women like me-- who know what we want and have strong personalities-- sometimes it's nice when the guy makes the first move. I've done a lot of "chasing" and I think maybe it'd be nice to be "chased" for once. If you're worried that the girl isn't interested, maybe she is just waiting for you to make the first move. but, it depends, and this approach isn't going to be 100% all the time.
3. This is just a suggestion and not meant to be snarky... You could try moving away from your physical "type" and see what happens. Obviously you can't force sexual attraction but I've been surprised sometimes by what develops with someone that I would have assumed I wouldn't be attracted to. If anything it has helped change the "type" I'm attracted to completely! (I used to only like skinny guys who were not much taller than me, now I like big guys [not obese, but a little padding is fine] and the last few men I've slept with have been over 6'2". lol!)

Uh... I've been drinking tonight so this may not be helpful or even make any sense. XD

Date: 2011-03-21 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isarma.livejournal.com
I agree with all of this.

As far as rejection goes, I think you get better at it. I used to be very scared of it. I'm not so much now. I often ask and get a yes, but no is fine, too.

Date: 2011-03-21 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] efire360.livejournal.com
If it feels disproportionate, take a break from pursuing relationships for a while. No harm in that.

Date: 2011-03-21 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miketodd13.livejournal.com
I have a few bits of advice:

1. If your email writing style is anything at all similar to your blog writing style, you should definitely approach girls about this in-person. It's very hard to convey emotions through writing, and in fact it's very easy to accidentally convey the wrong thing. I realize that it's a lot harder to do in person; you can end up tripping over your words, saying the wrong thing, etc. (a) That will get better with practice, and (b) some women find that endearing. Regarding (a), I would recommend you find a female friend to actually roleplay it out with repeatedly; that will go a long way in helping you relax. Have her give varying responses, like rejecting you a few times in different ways, to help desensitize yourself to it.

2. Get a wingman to help introduce and talk you up to potential partners. Actually, get a wingwoman if you can -- women tend to be more effective at that. And not only that, but have friends do a bit of recon work for you, to try and find out how interested a girl is in you.

3. Work at showing your attraction, emotionally. This is connected to #1, but you are a very analytical personality type, and it shows in conversation. Because of this, the fit might be good but the girl will never realize it because she doesn't feel like you're really that interested. Just saying, "I think you're cute and would enjoy cuddling," might work, but it will work more if you use the right body language and tone of voice. I'm guessing it's hard for you to turn the analytical part off, so spend that time concentrating on posture and body language.

4. Check out some pickup artist resources; take what's useful and leave the rest behind. I will say outright that I'm not a fan of the pickup artist mentality (as I know it to be), but their main skill is in developing self-confidence, and I think that could help you a lot.

5. Relax; try not to over-think things, live in the moment, and have fun as it's available.

Date: 2011-03-23 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miketodd13.livejournal.com
As a follow-up, here is a post by a friend on ethical pick-up artistry including some links.

Date: 2011-03-21 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keenmixer.livejournal.com
First off and you probably know this, but there isn't one blanket solution. Where one person might find you coming on too strong, someone else could see it as too timid.

I feel quite confident in saying that as far as relationships, I've been all over the spectrum. Monogamous, poly, casual, serious, pursued, been the pursuer, etc...

This is what I've found..
If a guy doesn't make the effort to pursue me, that I'm going to rank very low in his priorities as far as a relationship is concerned.

If I'm not interested and a guy makes a move, I make sure to not leave things ambiguous and give a clear, but polite no. It is after all very flattering when someone finds you attractive and interesting, so I try to respect that and not make the person feel bad for it.

Keep doing your own thing. Be the person you want to be and in my opinion, that's the most attractive quality a person can have.

Keep being up front about what you want and don't want, make sure the person you're with does the same. That's the only way you're going to find someone who's compatible. Otherwise you're just leading each other on and you have a world of hurt in store for one or both of you.

It sounds like what you want to do is date, a concept that has been misconstrued over the past couple of decades. The point of a date after all is to get to know a person to see if you get along well enough to pursue more. Don't do dinner and movie dates. It's really hard to get to know someone in a situation where you don't talk to each other. Instead choose to do things that force you to interact. Dinner is a good choice, but a girl may be more inclined to say yes if you choose an activity that isn't the normal date fare. Go to one of your park meet ups (if they're not already involved), an art event, etc... Especially if it's something public. It's less intimidating and helps your date to not feel pressured with expectations. It also provides opportunities to discover aspects of each others personalities.

Anywho...hope that wasn't too much rambling and at least provided some food for thought.

Date: 2011-03-21 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparr0.livejournal.com
The worst mixed signal to receive, for me, is repeated "I would, but..." or "no, because..." answers. At some point I've got to take that as a solid no, but then again I'd be remiss in not trying again if it really is just a temporary "no". My temerity means I very rarely get a solid "no", because I almost never make a move when I'm not relatively certain.

Date: 2011-03-21 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keenmixer.livejournal.com
Unfortunately most girls when turning you down try to leave a false glimmer of hope so as not to feel guilty about rejecting someone or an attempt to make the situation better (never works). I'm a firm believer in "thanks, but I'm not interested" covers all grounds, leaves no guilt, and no false hope, without sounding like a bitch.

Date: 2011-08-04 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] polychromatic22.livejournal.com
A good rule of thumb that I've seen be very effective in the "how to decipher mixed signals" arena is that 3 "maybe/but"'s equal a straight out no. It's just a rule of thumb, and bad coincidence can really screw it up, but if you put yourself forward 3 times and they sidestep it 3 times for whatever reasons, then you can be assured that your interest is known and they will pursue it themselves if it's just a matter of horrible timing.
Anyone who does not pursue after 3 sidesteps by purpose or happenstance is simply not interested.
People who are not interested will rarely change their mind. In my experience, it's best if they don't change their mind, too. As interesting as the attraction might have been, initial guesses at compatibility were generally more correct than I want to give them credit for.

Date: 2011-03-22 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebigpants.livejournal.com
I wish I felt capable of giving advice. I've always found relationships to be a great mystery. I've never been good at them and I do think there is some skill involved. I truly believe I lack that skill.

I attribute my recent success to two things: blind luck and being completely upfront and painfully honest about what I wanted and needed.

I agree with a few of the others concerning the subtle approach. Subtle always confused me. Most of the time it flew right past my head. I've really always needed a direct approach.

You're a very smart and interesting guy. You're also very trustworthy and damn decent. All of these qualities are increasingly rare in our culture. Remind yourself that you have these qualities, and that you are really worth knowing whenever you consider approaching a girl.

I wish I could offer sage advice....

Date: 2011-08-04 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] polychromatic22.livejournal.com
As much as it hurts and is sad to have a door close, metaphorically, on a relationship or friendship... it's vitally important to remember that there are literally billions of people on this planet. As wonderful and profound as someone is, as sexy and intellectually intriguing... if that's a closed door, I generally take it as no big deal. It's far more with it to be up front and honest. While it might filter out 99.99% of the people I (or you) come in contact with, it will filter in people who are far more compatible.

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